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The vagina is an elastic organ, designed to carry..well, people.

So the fact that Holly Fray was able to get some food products into hers shouldn’t be that alarming…..unless of course you consider the grocery list…

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The Pittson, Pennsylvania woman is facing charges and fines after being arrested Thursday evening. Keen eyed Walmart employees couldn’t help but notice the resourceful thief shoving food up her dress and called the cops.

Officer Charles Langan said that Fray was given a full body search during which several oranges fell onto the floor between her legs.

“I thought she stuffed a bunch of things in her pants so I gave her a fast pat down, when I felt nothing and saw items begin to fall out of her pants, I knew something was up,” said Officer Langan. “A female officer was called in after Miss Fray was brought to the station, and a more thorough search was initiated.”

 

 

Officer Felicia Anne, a 10 year vet of the police force arrived to carry out the more in depth search;

“They asked me to come do a full cavity search on a recently arrested shoplifter, which is very unusual. They told me that they thought she was holding groceries in her vagina, and I literally laughed out loud. They told me about the oranges and not feeling anything during the pat down, so I took her in the back and sure enough, we found nearly $100 worth of groceries inside of her vagina. A dozen eggs, bread, milk, a few more oranges, as well as a full porterhouse and a rack of bacon were in there, plus a lot more. I was shocked.”

Even though Walmart’s store policy is to push for full prosecution on all shoplifters, they decided not to press charges, ‘cuz the whole thing was just so damn funny!

 

 

And the good news for anyone in Pittston fancying an orange glazed steak tonight is the recovered stolen items were returned to Walmart, and placed back on the shelves (re-marketed as “Placenta Oranges” and “Pre Soaked French Toast”).

No, but seriously, they actually put the vagina items back on the shelves.



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Pittston is just an hour from here!

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I don't think I want to know anymore  lol



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www.snopes.com/media/notnews/walmartshoplifter.asp

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I m calling bullsheet on this one.

 

kevin's link confirms the absurdity of this.  Don't believe everything you read.





-- Edited by fdarn on Tuesday 12th of May 2015 10:49:40 PM

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The story is a phony, I know i'm not built that way lol  But guys the story got a few laughs lol



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This story should have been posted back on the first of April lol

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RE Milk found: Was that the one half or gallon size??...LOL.

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yea, rack of bacon, B.S.

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