So would I, but with a skeleton crew, little time, and lack of imagination and skill we're not at that level either.

I'm not sure if the novelty or workmanship trumps cheaper price.  For the life of me I can't find help that knows how to usefully employ what would otherwise be downtime which they seem aptly to find. I'd love to see more effort like that and be rewarded in gross sales and faster turnover even if it's not priced as value added.  Just building more rapport is a reward.